Alright, here we go. Marketing hat on. Literally. It's a trucker hat. Structured, five-panel, blah blah… but listen—it’s got a 3D embroidered logo that actually pops, so it’s not a total waste of headspace. If you’ve gotta wear one, might as well make it this.
• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester • High-profile, keeps its shape—no floppy nonsense • Flat bill, snapback closure, fits most heads (even mine, apparently) • 3D embroidered logo, because, you know, ‘branding’ • Sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
So yeah, it’s a hat. But it’s a decent one. Don’t make me say it’s cool.
